As promised, here’s Episode 4 of the PEN15 Club Podcast. It’s the debut of the new podcast equipment and Jordan’s straight roommate/guest host, Dan.
We’re trying something a little new in the interest of getting podcasts to you more frequently: We’re not editing them. So, all the blunders, off-color remarks, and gayvoice outbursts are preserved for your uncut (hehehe) enjoyment.
Also, the sound quality and volume aren’t of the caliber of the past podcasts, but that’s being worked out as we experiment with new equipment. It’s a little bit muffled, but you like that sort of thing, right?
Topics:
1. Introductions
2. Song (Naturally by Middle Distance Runner)
3. PEN15 Club News
- Charlie Sheen’s a pervert
- Park Slope is for douchbags
- Abstinence is hilarious
- Julia Roberts sucks
4. Song (Off the Record by My Morning Jacket)
5. Straight Dan reviews gay porn (in which we torture Jordan’s straight roommate with progressively dirtier gay porn)
6. Song (Shame & Scandal by Madness)
We’ll be back with more frequent podcasts, now that we have our own equipment. Please give us all the feedback you can!
- Subscribe to the PEN15 Podcast in iTunes
- Episode 4 (MP3)
- Episode 4 (AAC - Enhanced Podcast. Right click and save to desktop. Open with iTunes)
- http://odeo.com/claim/feed/ea8a1b925b88cf1a
Did I miss Episode 3, or was that the “Lost Episode” from a couple of weeks back?
Duh! Never mind, I went back and re-read the post.
As a future teacher of America, I look forward to putting my box on the stool. You guys rock so hard.
Aww, awesome show, guys. Shout out to Park Slope lesbians.
Three more things to do without “doing it”
1) Have a romantic day of soothing colonic irrigation with the one you love.
2) Throw a friendly sperm-squeezing party, a la Melville, aboard a whaling boat.
3) Pay Elizabeth Berkeley to perform a lap dance until genitals are rubbed away or go into hiding.
“Now, see that asshole is like saloon doors.”
BWAH! Can’t breathe… laughing so hard.
HA! I love the Mariner’s Revenge Song.
Dan totally rocked. What an evil thing to do to your straight roommate! I loved it.
Has anyone explained to you what a “progressive dinner” is yet? Here’s the deal: you get a group of people together, and you have each course of the dinner at a different person’s house — appetizers at Michael’s, soup at Harold’s, salad at Alan’s, etc. — traveling en masse from house to house between courses. (In my experience, this involves getting “progressively” more drunk, but the Christians might not have this in mind.) A backwards progressive dinner is the same, except you start with dessert, and work your way backwards to appetizers. (Or aperitifs.)
Anyway, it should be obvious that if a progressive dinner is more fun than sex, then a backwards progressive dinner is more fun than double penetration by two Czech hookers while doing a bump off the cockhead of a third. And while praying for them.
THAT’S a progressive dinner? God, that sounds dumb. These people need to get laid.
Awesome, awesome podcast, guys. I listened (read: made a poor attempt at suppressing giggles) to most of it on the bus to work, which was… probably a mistake, heh.
i laughed so hard on my way into work this morning. this was awesome.
-SO- hilarious; your pay porn review w/ commentary was beyond funny!