Jan Maxwell, co-star of Entertaining Mr. Sloane Off Broadway, decides that acting opposite a shirtless Chris Carmack every night isn’t worth putting up with Alec Baldwin’s tantrums, and quits the play. Baldwin, ever the gentleman, responds by joking that she’s on the payroll of Kim Basinger’s divorce lawyer. [NY Post]
DUI-ified Michelle Rodriguez chooses Lady Jail over community service, surprising no one who’s ever seen a Linda Blair movie from the ’80s. [AP via Yahoo!]
Over-privileged Harvard sophomore/instantly overrated chick-lit author Kaavya Viswanathan’s plagiarism allegations lead Gawker to dig up her Facebook profile, to humilarious effect. That’s what the bitch gets for being 19 and successful. [Gawker]
Teri Hatcher is such a fucking victim. [People]
Did you guys catch the photos of Chris Carmack from this play?
http://theater2.nytimes.com/2006/03/17/theater/reviews/17sloa.html
Alec must be pretty scary because Chris’s body is a happy wonderland playground for the eyes. Watch the (muted) slideshow to see what Jan gave up.