“I’m a gypsy. I can see beauty in a jail cell,” said Michelle Rodriguez about her pending 60-day prison sentence. And while I don’t exactly know what that means – and I suspect she was misquoted while actually saying, “I can see beauty in a bearded clam shell,” – things must have looked much more grim from inside the clink. Rodriguez spent a smidgen over 4 hours in jail before being released.
Released on a technicality involving overcrowded jail cells in CA and the fact that within those four hours, Michelle had managed to incite a riot over a rogue summer squash, Rodriguez will instead serve 30 days of community service and two years of probation.
Of course, as her community service, a judge has permitted Rodriguez to simply not act for a month, which is a more generous service to the community than anyone could possibly ask for.
Upon exiting the prison, Rodriguez was heard saying, “Well at least half of the broads in there know that I’ve got more to offer than bitchin’ empanadas. Now, which way to the Pink Taco?”
Michelle Rodriguez gets out of jail early [People]
What’ll they think of the Bearded Clamshack? [P15]
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