Gosh, we’ve worked the PEN15 hard this year. We really have. And now it’s tired. So Jordan and I have embarked (separately) on sun-filled, drinking-tequila-all-afternoon summer vacations.
Which means we won’t be around to track the progress of the upcoming Missy Elliot biopic. Or plead for the pardon of eco-warrior Daryl Hannah. Or make fun of Britney Spears for telling Matt Lauer that she wants to squeeze out Federletus 2 in Namibia, Angelina-style.
Don’t worry, though. We’ll be back and posting on Tuesday the 20th. Let us know what we miss!
Missy Elliott to star in her life story [San Francisco Chronicle]
Daryl Hannah speaks to media from jail cell [Ireland Online]
Britney Spears baby news - she wants to give birth in Namibia [Best Syndication]
Lucky bitches. You better bring me something nice back.
My boyfriends don’t love me anymore. They post to some random site instead of mine for the Britney story.