What if a once-red-hot star staged an easy nude “candid” photo op, and no paparazzi showed up?
What if you were on vacation in the Bahamas, relaxing with a pina colada, and you caught sight of a topless Cameron Diaz frolicking with Drew Barrymore in the tropical surf? What if Topless Cameron then “sent her friends into fits of laughter by performing a comic robotic dance?” What would you do? I think I might take a bunch of pictures, then sell them to The Sun in the U.K. just out of courtesy.
Poor Cameron must have assumed somebody would snap up those shots, so that her Topless Self would be featured prominently and globally online within the day. But - yawn - seems like her tits are nobody’s business these days but Timberlake’s.
And in other Publicity-Desperate Celebrity News…
Cher hadn’t done anything in awhile, so she’s throwing her not-terribly-substantial weight behind a pressing issue: She’s speaking out against inadequate military helmets. Not for the benefit of American soldiers in Iraq, of course, but to protect pill poppers in skiing accidents.
Cameron Diaz’s topless treat [Female First]
Cher pushing safer military helmets [AP via Yahoo!]
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