Just after word came that Aaron Spelling, king of the nighttime soap, had gone off to that great Love Boat in the sky, we’ve learned that ovarian cancer has taken Least Convincing “Grieving” Mother Patsy Ramsey. She’s heading to an afterworld where JonBenet is probably waiting with a pack of Lucky Strikes and an aluminum baseball bat.
All I’m saying is it’s been a bad day for stage parents.
And that we’d better get a Very Special Episode of So NoTORIous out of this next season.
Aaron Spelling, producer of TV’s ‘Charlie’s Angels,’ dead at 83 [Bloomberg]
Mother of JonBenet Ramsey dies of cancer [MSNBC]
Don’t forget Pierce Marshall, Anna Nicole’s loving “stepson!”