Matthew McConaughey, clearly incensed that Lance Armstrong received most of the ink for their last shirtless photo op, has brought out the big guns: his engorged, soaking-wet ass cheeks, covered only by a thin layer of swimsuit. As usual, you gotta admire the man’s dedication to his craft. And I’m not talking about his performance in Failure to Launch.
Meanwhile, in London, Kate Bonesworth was busy playing up assets that don’t exist at the U.K. premiere of Superman Returns. Check out this shot of the skeletal ex-starlet signing autographs. That’s not really the side of a breast, is it? Please tell me she just taped some white balloons in there.
Matthew McConaughey surfing! [Celebrity Mania]
Kate Bosworth Superman London premiere [Popoholic]
And, did you notice that he’s also suddenly sporting one of Lance’s yellow wristbands? So, cute!