Did you care at all when you heard about Lindsay Lohan’s latest hospitalization? That girl spends more time in the ER than Maura Tierney, you probably thought, skimming past the headline to read about which Scientologist was claiming to have seen Suri Cruise in person this week.
But Lohan’s latest brush with “exhaustion” is the last straw for James G. Robinson, CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, the company behind Georgia Rule - you know, that movie that Lindsay’s having trouble showing up to actually work on.
Robinson fired off a savage missive threatening to hold Lowhands financially responsible for fucking up his movie, which co-stars Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman and Dermot Mulroney and is directed by noted crap aficionado Garry Marshall.
Wait a second - Lindsay would rather choke on a cocktail of Stoli/redbull, cocaine and Harry Morton’s well-heeled cum than show up for work with (sigh) Dermot Mulroney? Then, you know what? They should fire her, and not just because her last splashy star vehicle (Just My Luck) actually made less money than her last indie labor-of-love (A Prairie Home Companion), despite playing nearly four times as many venues.
Lindsay may be young, but she’s old enough to realize that the combination of “difficult” and “box office poison” can dislodge one from even the mightiest of heights. If she actually showed up for work with Jane Fonda, she might have learned that lesson by now.
Hollywood big blasts Lohan [The Smoking Gun]
‘Overheated’ Lindsay Lohan taken to hospital [MSN]
La Lohan’s behavior smacks of Judy Garland…maybe they should test her for performance enhancing drugs!