The Jews made Mel drink and drive

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Now that the always-crafty TMZ has uncovered the real story behind Mel Gibson’s “incident-free”

Thursday night DUI -blaming Jews for all the world’s wars, calling a female officer “sugar tits,” and almost peeing on the floor of the booking cell - we think Mel could revitalize his career by starring in a movie version of the experience. It would all take place over the course of one night, with just a few sets and characters. Kind of like Scorsese’s After Hours, if Griffin Dunne spent the whole movie drunk and accusing people of usury.

The role of arresting officer James Mee could provide a meaty opportunity for openly gay character actor B.D. Wong. Hell, Mel could even direct it himself. All he needs is a title. Too bad Tequila Sunrise, Conspiracy Theory and Lethal Weapon are already taken.

Gibson’s anti-Semitic tirade - alleged cover-up [TMZ]

5 Responses to “The Jews made Mel drink and drive”


  1. 1 Anonymous

    I am a journalist who has covered the Middle East for five years. If you knew anything about the situation there you wouldn’t be so flippant about Beirut, etc., because we are heading towards WW III, and then your precious readers will have their celeb -loving asses drafted.

    Israel is using internationally banned chemical weapons on civilians in Lebanon and the Gaza Strip. One that is acknowleged is white phosphorus which literally melts the skin. The civilian casualty rate is close to 1000 with 40% of them children — that increases exponentially every day.

    Israel was the instigator in both the Gaza Strip and Lebanon: it sent troops into both then played the innocent victim. Trust me–this is what I do 80 hours a week (read the foreign papers and wire services). I’m home sick today so am slacking off reading your mindless but entertaining drivel.

    What Israel is doing are war crimes on a massive scale, but here is the kicker — WE, the U.S. taxpayer are funding and supplying Israel’s weapons.

    When the next “terrorist” attack comes down the pike, staged like the first one, or real, mark my words. Our support for Israel has made us hated worldwide and we will all pay a horrible price.

    And by the way, the draft boards are already staffed and ready to go, and this draft will go up to 33 NO EXCEPTIONS.

    So if I were your readers, I would take a few hours to get informed and then start protesting Israel’s actions NOW.

    A great place to start is antiwar.com

    And Mel was partially right: it was the neo-conservatives in the Pentagon, most of them Jews, all allied to Israel, who fed us the lies that led us into that magical mystery tour called Iraq.

    And before you spit out that totally absurd word “anti-Semite” two things: my spouse is a Jew and Arabs are true Semites. The ruling class in Israel are Ashkenazi Jews, converts from the 8th century which is why they don’t look Arab.

    They have as much *right* to Israel as my little toenail.

    Mark my words and get out and protest, or you are going to die on a battlefield, your lungs full of depleted uranium, somewhere in the Middle East for the country of Israel, not even your own.

  2. 2 Anonymous

    I am a journalist who has covered the Middle East for five years. If you knew anything about the situation there you wouldn’t be so flippant about Beirut, etc., because we are heading towards WW III, and then your precious readers will have their celeb -loving asses drafted.

    Israel is using internationally banned chemical weapons on civilians in Lebanon and the Gaza Strip. One that is acknowleged is white phosphorus which literally melts the skin. The civilian casualty rate is close to 1000 with 40% of them children — that increases exponentially every day.

    Israel was the instigator in both the Gaza Strip and Lebanon: it sent troops into both then played the innocent victim. Trust me–this is what I do 80 hours a week (read the foreign papers and wire services). I’m home sick today so am slacking off reading your mindless but entertaining drivel.

    What Israel is doing are war crimes on a massive scale, but here is the kicker — WE, the U.S. taxpayer are funding and supplying Israel’s weapons.

    When the next “terrorist” attack comes down the pike, staged like the first one, or real, mark my words. Our support for Israel has made us hated worldwide and we will all pay a horrible price.

    And by the way, the draft boards are already staffed and ready to go, and this draft will go up to 33 NO EXCEPTIONS.

    So if I were your readers, I would take a few hours to get informed and then start protesting Israel’s actions NOW.

    A great place to start is antiwar.com

    And Mel was partially right: it was the neo-conservatives in the Pentagon, most of them Jews, all allied to Israel, who fed us the lies that led us into that magical mystery tour called Iraq.

    And before you spit out that totally absurd word “anti-Semite” two things: my spouse is a Jew and Arabs are true Semites. The ruling class in Israel are Ashkenazi Jews, converts from the 8th century which is why they don’t look Arab.

    They have as much *right* to Israel as my little toenail.

    Mark my words and get out and protest, or you are going to die on a battlefield, your lungs full of depleted uranium, somewhere in the Middle East for the country of Israel, not even your own.

  3. 3 Jerry

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought that contributions to the “Comments” section of this site had to be at least remotely related to the posting about which they purport to comment. I also think that it’s usually considered good form for guest comments not to be steeped in paranoid psychosis.

  4. 4 Anonymous

    That’s the most elaborate piece of spam I’ve ever seen.

  5. 5 hayson

    Is it just me, or did Family Guy and South Park have the whole Mel-Gibson-Goes-Crazy thing nailed way earlier than everyone else did? Jeepers, creepers!

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