But, in all honesty, some of you are complete lunatics. Every once in a while, a filthy, depraved site like ours has to step back and examine the search terms that draw web surfers into our realm. And, frankly, we don’t always like what we see.
Here’s a list of recent searches as reported early this morning. You’ll notice at the top of the list: “Mel Gibson is right about the Jews,” which generates a link to my sarcastically titled post, “The Jews made Mel drink and drive.”
Okay, so you’re disturbed. Now, let your eyes wander down the list - but not all the way down. “Michelle Rodriguez pussy” and “Mary-Louise Parker fucked clip weeds” actually seem gentle compared to the fourth item from the bottom: “Elisabeth Hasselbeck sexy breast pics.”
I don’t do this often, but at some point you have to stand up for what you think is right. Anyone who sincerely believes this garbage, this filth, this hate speech - anyone who actually finds Elisabeth Hasselbeck sexy - is respectfully asked not to read this site again. We don’t want your traffic! Come back when you’re looking for naked pictures of Chloe Sevigny.
recent keyword hits on my blog include the similarly scary (and no i did not directly write about these):
“gay guy firemen jay leno”
“lance bass slash fiction”
and “what is barbara walters’ home phone number because i need to hit that” (okay that last one is not a real search, yet)
Chloe Sevigny naked.
The shudder felt round the world.