“Grieving” mother/camera hog Patsy Ramsey has been denied a choice PR opportunity, now that police have arrested a suspect in the decade-old murder of her meal-ticket daughter, JonBenet. (How will Fox Searchlight leverage this important news item in time for the expansion of Little Miss Sunshine into the nation’s heartland this Friday?)
Unfortunately, death came between Patsy and her long-scheduled tearful appearance on Nancy Grace immediately following the apprehension of her daughter’s alleged killer. The interview may or may not have included the sentence, “Bitch, I told you I didn’t do it!”
Somehow, knowing that Patsy didn’t kill JonBenet makes her all-too-smooth on-camera mien even more disturbing.
All I keep thinking of is that episode of South Park that was devoted entirely to Butters. They do a child murder story and then link it with the Ramsey’s story a little bit and other highly controversial cases. Too bad though, I wonder why she came off soo smooth on camera anyways…
yeah but maybe she did do it because that guy maybe even wasn’t in the same state when it happened. or maybe they killed her daughter…together!
I still think it was a dingo.
Or maybe she was adobted by aliens and they made it look like a dingo took her.