The “Matthew Broderick falls off horse” headline would be absolutely hilarious if we believed he’d ever actually had sex with Sarah Jessica Parker. [TMZ]
Those View bitches can’t stop bitching each other out - even the ones who aren’t on the bitchfest’s payroll anymore. [Time]
How do people even think to associate Conan O’Brien’s Emmy Lost parody with this weekend’s plane crash in Kentucky? Can’t they channel that creativity someplace else? Anyone who sat through the entire Emmy broadcast and found that to be the most offensive moment seriously needs to increase their Thorazine dosage. What about Blythe Danner forgetting the names of not only her co-nominees but also her co-stars (she referred to Anton Yelchin as “Andre Yelchin”)? Or the Aaron Spelling tribute, featuring a Charlie’s Angels reunion that reminded us of the final scene in Death Becomes Her, punctuated by Candy Spelling’s Mafia wife crying spasms as Tori fumed from the sidelines? Or Barry Manilow making a pass at defenseless stroke victim Dick Clark? Or Calista Flockhart’s gray teeth? [Jossip]
Conan’s Emmy-tastic production crew spent the better part of a few weeks shooting the spots and these cry babies want it replaced at the last minute due to a “bleeds-it-leads”-style plane crash story. Replace it with what exactly? I doubt they had a backup. Maybe replace it with the time equivalent of far more offensive material located on “network news” perhaps…
They must be kidding. It’s a random occurance and should be put in front of a firing squad. Or just dress them up like old men and put them infront of an inhebriated Dick Cheney.
Conan’s Emmy-tastic production crew spent the better part of a few weeks shooting the spots and these cry babies want it replaced at the last minute due to a “bleeds-it-leads”-style plane crash story. Replace it with what exactly? I doubt they had a backup. Maybe replace it with the time equivalent of far more offensive material located on “network news” perhaps…
They must be kidding. It’s a random occurance and these ‘reporters’ should be put in front of a firing squad. Or just dress them up like old men and put them infront of an inhebriated Dick Cheney.
Conan’s Emmy-tastic production crew spent the better part of a few weeks shooting the spots and these cry babies want it replaced at the last minute due to a “bleeds-it-leads”-style plane crash story. Replace it with what exactly? I doubt they had a backup. Maybe replace it with the time equivalent of far more offensive material located on “network news” perhaps…
They must be kidding. It’s a random occurance and these ‘reporters’ should be put in front of a firing squad. Or just dress them up like old men and put them infront of an inhebriated Dick Cheney.
Conan’s Emmy-tastic production crew spent the better part of a few weeks shooting the spots and these cry babies want it replaced at the last minute due to a “bleeds-it-leads”-style plane crash story. Replace it with what exactly? I doubt they had a backup. Maybe replace it with the time equivalent of far more offensive material located on “network news” perhaps…
They must be kidding. It’s a random occurance and these ‘reporters’ should be put in front of a firing squad. Or just dress them up like old men and put them infront of an inhebriated Dick Cheney.
I wish Alex King would give us his opinion on this….