Kelly Preston looks really pumped in this photo

200608310754 Wait, that’s not Kelly. That’s a handsome blonde man being kissed by John Travolta as he boards a (phallic symbol) jet plane away from the Toronto set of Hairspray, in which Revolta will make her (public) drag debut.

Dismissing the inevitable gay rumors that have accompanied this National Enquirer photo, Scientologette Leah Remini explained:

Oh, please. John’s not gay. He’s just Italian. I’m from an Italian family too, and when I was growing up, my Uncle Carmine used to give all my brothers handjobs when we went to his house to play bocce on Saturdays. It’s perfectly normal.

And besides, John and I were babysitting Suri Holmes Cruise last weekend - Tom and Katie had to go to Target and then Babies ‘r Us, and I think they stopped at the Olive Garden to treat themselves - and John kept saying how he couldn’t wait till Suri was 18 so he could infect her with his own strain of ‘Saturday night fever.’ So he’s definitely not gay.

Whatever the situation is between John and his special blonde man-friend, we’re just glad that he’s found someone to see past the Edna Turnblad weight, which is straining the seams of that all-black Vincent-from-Project Runway “casual jetset” ensemble.

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1 Response to “Kelly Preston looks really pumped in this photo”


  1. 1 jack e. jett

    great title for a great pic. the other good one was “john travolta shaves his beard”.
    not only have rumors circulated about him since day one, but i thought he doth always protest to mucheth.

    always talking about loving the chicks, the chicks are dynmomite, just too much

    jack e. jett
    www.jackejett.com
    FUTV

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