What with all the fun surrounding Rosie O’Donnell’s lesbianification of The View, it’s sometimes easy to forget our emaciated raison d’etre, Mrs. Star Jones “I Wear Unemployment Like a Balenciaga Wrap That I Refused to Pay For” Reynolds.
Luckily, now that Star Magazine (quelle ironique!) has reported
that Big Gay Al is “shaving his beard” for good, La Jones Reynolds has fully re-immersed herself in her full-time side-job of Bitching About Stuff.
And check out this statement from her rep!
Mr. and Mrs. Reynolds have tried to handle these vicious lies and attempts at character assassination with quiet dignity for far too long…now they will pursue immediate legal action against anyone who makes false statements about their family.
Quiet dignity!? Whoa, Mary! Star could turn a routine gynecologist’s visit into an occasion for self-righteous grandstanding, an anecdote about a near-death experience, and a tearful thanks to God, followed by a “healing” six-figure shopping trip to Dubai. “Quiet dignity” has never characterized her “handling” of any “character assassination” of her “family” (by the way, Rep-for-Star, I’d be careful using the word “family” to describe Al in any context).
But it does raise the question: Now that Star - who’s not even employable as a Payless shill these days - offers no visible means of income, how long will BGA stay on the gravy train (and we mean that term in every possible interpretation), before slipping into a hot pink thong and prancing off to Miami Beach with one of Terry McMillan’s exes?
Star Jones: Emotional and stressed out [TMZ]
“I Wear Unemployment Like a Balenciaga Wrap That I Refused to Pay For”
Geeenius!!!!
-Snaps-
i was hired in person by billG to do joni xmas day and was flown on board JR’s Red leer jet to Denver. i was put on another plane and parachuted tandem to the road. we went on trail bikes thru the storm drain tunnel to the ladder at 15th st. we emerged and a man acrx the st summoned us over. we were let in and that’s where the fun began.