Ashley Judd can no longer control her bodily functions

ashley-judd-210-258.jpg Deranged sometime actress Ashley Judd is doing her damnedest to promote her tiny new indie, Come Early Morning. In a Q&A session with New York Magazine that dubs her “Mouth of the South” (a nickname I’ll bet she hasn’t heard since her days as a University of Kentucky coed), Judd manages to equate the film’s theme of a woman finding herself with her own struggles to set “boundaries.”

I’m able to maintain healthy boundaries, to hold space with exploited people with more integrity. I don’t have to try to take it on myself, to make it my suffering as well as theirs. For example, the first time I went to a brothel in southern India, I was puking and shitting for days.

Wow, Ashley. Vivid. And later:

I don’t fucking care what people think. You know, usually when celebrities are asked, “Why do you give back?” their answers are quite general: “We can all do our part, I’ve been given so much.” Well, I do it because I have feelings: I feel pain about poverty. Did you know there are 1.6 million deaths from simple diarrheal disease every year? I’m taking care of my own goddamned feelings. When I go to a brothel, I feel complete and sometimes homicidal rage. And I am frankly going to die if I am not a part of the solution. I will take in all of those feelings, and they will eat me alive.

This statement begs the question: What is Ashley Judd doing spending so much time in third-world brothels? But at least it’s a refreshing approach to celebrity philanthropy. Rather than acting as though helping the poor has made her a more centered person, a la Angelina, Ashley is using third-world suffering to assuage her own maniacal self-loathing.

Not to mention the fact that all of this excessive shitting - her own and the poor people’s - is making her really angry.

Mouth of the south [New York Magazine]

2 Responses to “Ashley Judd can no longer control her bodily functions”


  1. 1 the southender

    Hey, how ’bout not hanging out in brothels anymore?!! Sure, it must be tempting for an actress of her stature, but you don’t see Julia Roberts, Meryl Streep, or even Charlize Theron hanging out in brothels all that much anymore. I really think the whole I’m-a-celebrity-I-think-I’ll-hang-out-in-a-brothel thing is over.

  2. 2 Craig

    Maybe the brothel can put up a tasteful little plaque: “Ashley Judd shat here.”

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