Contact Music, the only news source more reliable than the batshit crazy homeless lesbian outside of the Dunkin’ Donuts at the end of my street, reports that Daniel Craig is interested in filming a gay bond scene, possibly complete with full-frontal nudity.
[Note: While the report does not specify whether it is he that wants to be involved in the gay scene, we’re going to work under that assumption because, well, it lends itself better to this post.]
Said Craig, “Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it. I mean, look at (British TV series) Doctor Who - that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye,” a statement he quickly followed with several eye blinks.
Daniel. Listen. We were really okay with what you gave us: tight blue go-go boy swim trunks, shoulders that should be covered in A1 and devoured, and a nude scene in which you taunt a fey villain into repeatedly whipping you with the world’s largest anal bead. It’s kind of you to offer, but you must understand that your unattainability is what makes us fags love you. Because if you were gay, clearly you would be within the realm of attainability. You would join the ranks of Jack Nasty and Anderson Cooper, and we won’t be allowed to talk about you on DataLounge anymore!
James Bond wouldn’t be James Bond if he weren’t sponged in pussy galore, swimming in Octopussy, and always guzzling ‘tang. If he occasionally passed on the poon to get to know Rimmy l’Anus, he’d just be plain’ ol Daniel Craig.
As for the full frontal, by all means. Don’t let me hold you back on that one.
Craig Wants Gay Bond Scene [Contact Music] via Towleroad
Obviously if James Bond did a homoerotic scene it would be a part of the story, possibly him seducing a gay villain to get information. I think it would be HOT. Maybe secret agents have to be a little “bi” or they wouldn’t be completely effective.
I’d love to see it. I’d PAY to see it. lol
Personally, I think he’s just trying to give all the people who were whining over him becoming the new Bond a collective heart attack.
If Judi Dench proved one thing, it’s that a little spice in the formula can done wonderful things. While I’m not sure Albert Brocolli wouldn’t do pirouttes in his grave at the idea of some gay Bond-ing, a nice compromise might be to take that nice Ms. Moneypenny and her shameless flirting and replace her with a gay blade at the typewriter- a nice touch that takes some of the muff out of the proceedings.
It’s a new era in the spy game, let Mr. Craig have some fun, lord knows it would sell tickets
The original Bond from the novels was suppose to be gay it the first place. I say do it.