Now that Tori Spelling has lost her meal ticket, she’s wasted no time pursuing alternatives to work in order to maintain her lifestyle.
First up: Selling off all her shit. (And, according to the second photo at the link, forgoing makeup.) That’s right, folks. You lucky PEN15 readers in the Los Angeles area can storm Tori’s manse this weekend and leave with a genuine article of Spelling-abilia. I wonder if her original Donna Martin Sideburns are available. In fact, I will personally pay someone $50 if they go and inquire if Donna’s virginity is for sale.
Should we be worried, though? Isn’t selling off one’s possessions considered a precursor to suicide? We hope Tori realizes that, even with the loss of her fortune and the dissolution of her career, she has much left to live for.
And, soon, to shop for. Most likely at Target. If she can afford it.
Tori Spelling Estate Sale [Sharon Yost Estate Sales]
Wow, how humiliating.