Look, we’re really glad that a high-profile same-sex couple is embarking on parenthood.
But did it have to be turncoat/Auntie Tom Mary Cheney? She’s the kind of person who would issue a press release about her impending motherhood and then support her father in claiming that the story was a homophobic Democrat conspiracy.
Normally, if a famous lesbian couple got pregnant, we would be excited about the eventual possibilites - that the spawn would grow to become a sitcom star/board chair of a gay rights-oriented nonprofit. But with Mary, we’re kind of convinced they’re going to birth a future oil company CEO named Trent.
Couldn’t Ellen have knocked up Portia?
Mary Cheney and partner are about to be moms [Washington Post]
Maybe Margaret Cho was right, and those Secret Service agents did in fact teach her how to enjoy fellatio… because if Republicans have taught us anything in the last 6 years, it’s that oral sex can get you pregnant quicker than kissing and holding hands combined!
On the other hand, the only things worse than gays marrying is having an out of wedlock child, so expect calls for her to wed whomever provided the seed, assuming it wasn’t one of Mark Foley’s pageboys…
Any wonder this didn’t hit before the election, the rabbit would have died laughing…