We love Egotastic! We link to it a lot. It was the first site that showed us Lindsay Lohan’s limo-exiting cooter in all its starving glory (we realize they didn’t break that photo, it just happens to be where I stumbled upon it first). But lately, the site’s Crusade-like passion for showing us every imaginable celebrity nipple is leaving us both impressed and a little nauseated.
Truth be told, nipple slips are yesterday’s news. Unless there are beef curtains involved, it’s hard to bat an eyelash at them (a reality that the site itself happily acknowledges). And this item about Amy Poehler, of all people, sunbathing topless is at least novel.
But what fascinates me about all the T&A&V obsession is how the super-gay arena of celebrity gossiping has disappeared so far down the rabbit hole (so to speak) of obsessive interest in the female body. Which is usually the mark of, well, straight men. (Bear in mind, I know nothing about the editors of Egotastic! or their hole-preferences, I’m just using them as an example.)
Anyway….boobs. They’re crazy.
Oh look, it’s Britney Spears’ nipples…whatever [Egotastic!]
Amy Poehler topless pictures [Egotastic!]
If it ain’t meat-curtains, we don’t wanna read about it in 2007.
This means YOU, Pohler!