When someone’s principle claim to fame is writhing on a sports car, with big gigantic ’80s hair, in a Whitesnake video, should it come as a surprise that they have a cocaine problem? Or should it come as a surprise that they’re only entering rehab now, in A.D. 2006?
Does anyone else think it’s a potential sign of the apocalypse that there are now 45-year-old women named Tawny? Or that the AP is being ironic by referring to her as an “actress” in the most generic headline ever given any entertainment news story anywhere?
Actress enters drug rehab program [AP via Yahoo!]
No. Amanda LePore is a sign of the Apocolypse… or in the case of her lips, “Apocollapse”.
A 49 year-old woman named “Tawny” can be chalked up to the coke - much like appearing in a Whitesnake video writhing on the hood of a car apparently trying to wiggle out the errant squirrel that somehow became lodged in her underpants.
Don’t forget her star making turn in the classic
“The Perils of Gwendoling in the land of the Yik Yak”.
One of my all time favourite movies…
Sadly…