It’s the one story that Perez Hilton can’t scoop because he’s not one for irony and it would be like pot calling the rosebud dewy.
Perhaps there’s a time in every gay child star’s life where he actually thinks people forget what he looks like, and that he might be able to get away with posting nude pictures of himself on a m4m hookup site (links NSFW). But did little Danny Pintauro really expect all of us gays to not recognize those vacant doe eyes, magnificent dimples, and partially obscured Danza. No sir!
I for one recall having a terrible crush on young Jonathan Bower way back when Judith Light had a full head of glorious hair. And before you call me a pervert, keep in mind that I was actually younger than Jonathan Bower at the time. But it’s so nice to know that the lad has grown to fill out a jock strap so nicely! I do feel bad, however, that he’s not off jet setting around with a somewhat elderly, rich, tanning bed queen, and is instead trolling adam4adam for action, but at least we know he’s not spending all his residuals getting his chest waxed.
It does baffle me that he didn’t make a reference to his stint on Circus of the Stars in the personal ad. Maybe if he highlighted his trapeze skills, he’d have a better response rate.
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Aw, poor lil’ feller. It’s still less embarrassing than Alyssa Milano’s “Teen Steam” and several seasons of “Charmed.”
I’d still do him.
Well yeah, I’d hit it and hit it HARD, but I’d be properly ashamed of myself later. heh
I saw him naked in a play in SF years ago - very hot! I’d hit it.
he is magnificent!
I have always admired Danny Pintauro. I miss watching him growing up. Granted, I think he can do better when it comes to doing nude shots because he still has what it takes to be successful in the acting or even porno businesses as well as in becoming a male nude, but the important thing is for us to recognize that our little Jonathon Bowers is still our beloved child actor whom many like myself would love to have lunch with or at least have over for dinner.