Canuck supercouple Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds have called it quits on their way to the altar. For reals, this time (it’s been reported before).
We extend our regrets to Alanis, the past-her-prime chanteuse, and to Ryan, the cut-from-marble, somewhat gayvoice-afflicted star of B-list action and comedy films.
If I were a straight woman, I too would have reservations about marrying a guy whose #3 search result on Google Images is this (not particularly SFW). As a gay guy, I say, “Woo hoo! Van Wilder is free at last! Bring it ON, eh?”
Alanis: It’s over [Sky Showbiz]
that linked picture’s funny because he’s hiding his vagina.
is that photoshopped? where the hell is his penis?