Okay, folks. This is really sad. Fabulous Anna Nicole Smith has left us for the great Guess jeans ad in the sky. I’m already in mourning - Anna was an opportunist and an addict, but she was also clearly a simple woman who was manipulated by a lot of unsavory people. Her recent, tragic experience of losing a son while gaining a daughter is the stuff of Greek tragedy - Trimspa Becomes Electra.
I wonder if Kimmy will get custody of Sugar Pie. And I can’t wait to see what Bobby Trendy does with the funeral.
How much weight do you lose when you die? I mean, is it worth it?
“Trimspa Becomes Electra” — LOL! This is, by far, the most brilliant thing you’ve written in this column.