Paul McCartney’s single-legged ex-wife Heather Mills is going to be on next season’s “Dancing with the Stars.” Our prediction is that she’ll be the first contestant ever to be eliminated in the Hokey Pokey round.
“The song told me to put my left leg in, and I just panicked!” Mills will claim.
As Dear Joan would say…”I was in tap class with that bitch…” The smartest white woman in America will surely win some hearts, until they do a fast spin and the prosthesis goes flying into the cameras… (don’t give me that look, you know it was the first thought that came to your minds)
Funniest quote all year. I’m so stealing this story!
Afraid of the Hokey Pokey. Oh man. I’m still laughing about it. How do you come up with this shit?
Did you know that the man who ‘composed’ the Hokey Pokey, Larry LaPrise, died this week? Fortunately he passed quietly in his sleep. Later, when they got the coffin, they put in his left foot first, and that’s when the trouble really started!
So funny. Miss you, buddy.