Marcia un-Crossed

mcross.jpgHeterosexual actress Marcia Cross welcomed twin baby girls into the world yesterday. And check out the names: Savannah and Eden! If Julia Roberts erred on the Dickensian side by naming her twins Phinneaus and Hazel, Marcia seems to want to send the girls straight from Gymboree to the stripper pole.

We do, however, admire the elderly mom’s work ethic: Remember those climactic scenes from last week’s Desperate Housewives, when Dixie Carter tried to poison Bree and then drown her? They were shot in Marcia’s very own bedroom. The fact that the writers had to wrap up Bree’s season storyline in order to accommodate Marcia’s wombfruit sucks a little bit, as it means less screentime for Carter and the delectably nutty Valerie Mahaffey. But on the bright side, it also means we get to spend less time looking at Kyle MacLachlan’s hair.

Exclusive: Marcia Cross welcomes twin girls [People]

2 Responses to “Marcia un-Crossed”


  1. 1 MRB

    It’s just nice to see Julia Sugarbaker acting out on her violent tendancies- we knew she had it in her all along… though I still say Delta Burke could kick her ass…

  2. 2 kt

    i so loved bree on desperate housewives- why did marcia have to get pregnant when she’s hetrosexual anyway? They shouldn’t have killed off such a great character. still, its better than using some wannabe to act as bree. dumnuts.

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