Reese on the bottom

berfield3.jpgWhat is it with gawky twinks this week? Just as America anoints Shia LaBeouf its newest Star Who Can Open a Movie, a lawsuit over a mold infestation has led to the attempted outing of Justin Berfield.

You know, the second-oldest brother on Malcolm in the Middle, the one who you denied having a crush on, but couldn’t help looking up his IMDb page just to make sure that he was 18? (Maybe that was just us.) He’s apparently not only gay but partnered, and the mold problem has driven him into the home of Jessica Simpson (that is one tragic selection of hag, JB).

Better yet, the crafty bitches at Datalounge have dug up Berfield’s bf’s Friendster profile. Which tells us nothing, except that he’s (mon dieu!) 30 and prone to Vaseline-slathered glamour shots.

‘Malcolm’ star Justin Berfield gay? [Post Chronicle]

8 Responses to “Reese on the bottom”


  1. 1 tim

    sweet, i feel better about having a crush and reading all that fan porn now

  2. 2 David

    the link to the post chronicle article doesn;t work anymore :(

  3. 3 lyd

    thers no fucking way this hot bitch is gay.

    no fucking way in hell.

  4. 4 jeremy

    I SO THINK HES GAYYYY I NOE HE ISSSSSS AND I HOPE SOME DAY HE COMES OUT i luv him

  5. 5 dlevene

    no fucking way in hell.

  6. 6 matty

    he’s so hot I wanna fuckin date him!

  7. 7 kenny

    I want to go on a date with him. I have been infatuated with him for years. He looks like someone who wouldn’t break your heart, like almost 99% of gay drama men.

  8. 8 Tony

    I have had a crush on him since the first time I saw him. I could make love to him all night

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