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CSL-sporting Tudors hottie Jonathan Rhys Meyers is the latest celeb to indulge in Rehab Chic.

Does drunkenness explain why JRM was spotted working out in purple velour sweatpants? Or his decision to follow up his Match Point breakthrough with Showtime’s panned period soap?

At least Jonathan is nipping his problem in the bud before it’s made him unemployable, unlike some, say, Lindsay Lohans we know of.

Following her “mysterious” last-minute departures from the Annette Bening drama A Woman of No Importance (she was replaced by Jessica Biel) andthe Aaron Eckhart thriller Bill (Jessica Alba), Lohan has dropped out of the Keira Knightley period piece The Best Time of Our Lives, reportedly because “she and the financiers couldn’t come to a deal.” (She’ll be replaced by that avatar of talent and professionalism, Sienna Miller).

What do you want to bet Lohan’s antics have finally made her uninsurable? Welcome to Winona Ryderville, Lohan, population you! (Well, you and Winona.)

Jonathan Rhys Meyers checks into rehab [People]
Miller takes ‘Lives,’ replaces Lohan [Variety]