Full disclosure: It’s Memorial Day weekend, and I’ve barely left the couch for two days. Everyone I know is out of town, it’s really hot, and I have a lot of DVDs to catch up on. I never do this. It’s been bliss.
But now that I’m hearing about the twin Memorial Day weekend adventures of Blow-han and Mischa Barton, both of which ended in drug-induced hospitalization, I’m ever more okay with my own laziness.
By the way, I love how the Mischa “antibiotics and a few cocktails” story was immediately linked to a Perez Hilton not-so-blind item that said she washed down a bunch of shrooms with blow.
Finally, since it’s Memorial Day, let’s loosen our cravats in recognition of the passing of Charles Nelson Reilly, who was out before anybody really understood what that meant. Somewhere, Brett Somers is crying into a gin rickey.
Mischa Barton hospitalized [TMZ]
Coke found in Lohan DUI investigation [TMZ]
Actor Charles Nelson Reilly dies at 76 [Los Angeles Times]
Alas, poor Charles… no doubt he and Gene Rayburn will share a few chuckles on arrival at the set of Match Game Eternal…