If I hear one more thing about David and Victoria motherfucking Beckham - the U.K.’s crassest, most ferret-faced nouveau riche exports - I will hunt them down and suffocate them with one of Posh’s Joan Collins-style wide-brimmed hats. And this fashion victim twat has the nerve to call out Americans on our shitty style. She’s not wrong, but people who live in glass Juicy Couture sweats shouldn’t throw stones. Or something. [TMZ]
Revolta “addresses” those longstanding gay “rumors,” just in time for his big-screen drag debut. [NY Times]
Frathouse dudebro slash New NBC Honcho Ben Silverman announces his douchebaggery by hiring Isaiah Washington. The good news is that it’s for no less doomed a project than that Bionic Woman remake. [Variety]
Whatever you’re putting in your morning coffee, keep it up- it’s good to see a recharged invective, especially in this much humidity…
Can a point by point breakdown of SJR’s weight loss be far behind?