God has blessed The Duggars Inc., an Arkansas faith-based nonprofit…er, family…with its 17th child, who was born Thursday. You may recall Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar (he’s an Arkansas legislator) from their numerous TV appearances, in which they revel in the miracle of unprotected heterosexual sex and beg for donations.
The Duggars - who live largely tax-free by claiming their home as a church - anoint all of their wombfruit with names beginning with the letter J, so little #17 is named Jennifer (wait…one of their children is named “Jinger,” yet they hadn’t gotten around to “Jennifer” yet?). We can’t imagine why the letter J is so appealing. Maybe they’re J. Lo fans, and will be going en masse to see La Lopez’s new blow-pus, El Cantante, this weekend.
I really can’t add anything to the Duggar discourse that hasn’t already been said over at the Datalounge (home of the classic “Somebody needs to tell her it’s a vagina, not a clown car” remark, upon the news of Michelle’s pregnancy), so here’s a highlight from there:
17 kids and she had a 30 minute delivery? At this point she just has a waterslide attached to her womb.
So, when Jim Bob fucks her is there any sensation at all, for either of them? After the first half dozen kids, or so, it’s gotta be like the Holland Tunnel up in there.
Couldn’t have put it better myself. Praise Jesus. Here’s hoping at least 1.7 of the young ‘uns are gay.
Couple welcomes 17th child [MSNBC]
Couple welcomes 17th child - and wants more [Datalounge]
I couldn’t find any link confirming the oft-repeated assertion that they live tax-free as their own church.
Can you provide one?
The property tax records (Washington county, Arkansas) show they paid roughly $5000 in property taxes in 2006.
Now, I think they must have gotten some hefty assistance from either the TV people who filmed them or private donations to move from a 2250 sqft. home to one of about 7000 sqft.
I hope they realize that such a home is VERY expensive to maintain, even in Arkansas.
I wonder where the money comes from - supposedly Jim Bob is a real estate salesman, not the best vocation nowadays.
I live about 20 miles from the Duggar compound and I’ve seen them on family outing a couple of times. Luckily Jim Bob is no longer a state legislator in AR. He made an attempt at Lt. Gov. in the last election cycle and was soundly defeated.
Jim Bob must be desperate to be a widower - for each full-term pregnancy, a woman reduces her life-span by 95 weeks.
Yeah, but just imagine when all his kids reach voting age.
The good news is that recent studies have shown that younger male children are more likely to be gay. So one of the little fuckers is going to be lusting after Kirk Cameron during the family movie-night viewing of “Left Behind.”