Please no more Rumer Willis coverage. It needs to stop. I realize that by posting this, I’m contributing to the problem, but typically, when an injustice is wreaked upon society, the worst thing you can do is stay silent about it, right?
Has Demi Moore learned so little from her own failed experiment in famewhore-ism? The woman works maybe one month out of the year and yet assures her place in the tabloids by hitching her fading star to her much-younger, kind-of-over husband.
So now Rumer’s appearing in an Anna Faris vehicle, and milking it as her official Hollywood coming-out party. She wants to be the new obnoxious celebutard you’d pay to see drawn and quartered on live television.
[And now for a sidebar: I’m sort of over Anna Faris. I always thought she was a talented diamond in the rough of some pretty bad movies, but you’d think that by now she’d have found a way to be in something of quality ever. Plus her guest shot on last week’s Entourage annoyed the Christ out of me, mostly because the other characters were treating her like she was Sandra fucking Bullock (you know there’s no way she lives in a house that big), and I hate that she pronounces her first name “ah-na.” If your name is spelled “Anna” rather than “Ana” and you’re pronouncing it “ah-na,” you suck. Period.]
Anyway, back to Rumer. It’s often been said that she is a living example of one of those Conan O’Brien worst-case-scenario if-they-mated gags. It’s true. It looks like they painted Demi’s features on Bruce’s giant head.
The fact that her parents are letting this unattractive, notoriously potty-mouthed 18-year-old forgo college and take baby steps into a career that is obviously doomed, one whose failure will be exhaustively chronicled in the press, is so depressing that it makes me cringe at the sight of her just a little bit less. But not much.
Rumer Willis is a ‘House Bunny’ [JustJared]
For what it’s worth:
My high-school Latin teacher (yeah I know shut up) used to tell us that “Anne” [æn] is a properly English name, and “Anna” pronounced AH-na is a properly Italian name, but the pronunciation [æ:na] is a fake hybrid parvenu name. I would add that “Ana” is primarily a slang term for anorexics.
And I’m following your advice and not talking about Rumer, which is one of the the stupidest names I’ve ever heard.
Nepotism is alive and thriving in Hollywood. The truly talented struggle and are largely ignored while the untalented and often obnoxious offspring of Hollywood’s elite garner in big publicity and big bucks.
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Re: Anna Faris.
Well, she did have that bit part in “Brokeback Mountain.”
And she played a flighty lesbian opposite Angela Bettis in “May,” which is probably one of the more disturbing yet darkly hilarious horror flicks I’ve ever seen.
And her character in “Just Friends,” a dumb-as-a-doorknob pop star psychotically in love with Ryan Reynolds’s character, was actually a scarily prescient portrayal of Britney Spears as she is now.
Sorry, I still love her. heh
Craig, you have a point. May is an excellent film. I’m one of the eight people who saw it in a theater.
Her Just Friends performance is spot-on, although that’s not such a great movie. And of course her merciless Cameron Diaz impression in Lost in Translation is one for the ages.
I agree about Rumor. Pictures of her chin probably requires more bandwith.
However, I love Anna Faris. If you’ve seen her in the movie “Just Friends” you might change your mind. She was fucking hilarious. She has a lifetime pass from me because of how cute she was in this movie.
Rumer Willis, what can I say…? I recall reading some random gossip column about Bruce Willis and Demi Moore years ago and there was a mention of the name Rumer, I had just assumed it was the name of their dog. Now I can see my assumption was pretty much on track, as I nearly pissed myself when I saw her picture on your site. Good Lord that bitch is fugly/scary. With a mug like that her only career hope is going to be collecting tolls at the bridge she’ll be living under. Demi needs to lock that ugo back up in her basement cage. She scares me.