Who knew that with all the effort it takes to lose a war and help drive a nation into financial ruin, President Bush would have time to marry off one of his daughters? Jenna Bush (the really dumb blonde one, not the brunette Yale grad who looks like Kate Beckinsale mated with Mogwai from Gremlins) has announced her engagement to one Henry Hager of Virginia.
Word to the wise, young Henry: Jenna may look like your typical good-time party girl, but don’t cross her. Are you sure you want to enter a marital situation where your in-laws are the disgraced leader of the free world and a librarian with a taste for vehicular manslaughter?
Bush’s daughter, Jenna, to be married [AP via Yahoo!]
at least they didn’t have to ship her off to Africa like Chelsea