I always thought that if I were to sit down and sketch out a caricature of a sleezy pederast, the outcome would look roughly like Lou Pearlman. Y’know, big lips, sausage hands, Transitions™ lenses, the whole nine.
So, for me, it’s only just desserts finding out that, had I been in a boy band, my parents probably would have had a legitimate reason for not allowing me to accept rides home from uncle Lou.
The next issue of Vanity Fair, hitting stands this week, reveals that the creator of such mantastickness as The Backstreet Boys and ‘NSync developed his Midas touch by training teenaged boys to sing into a skin microphone. Specifically, his skin microphone. Test one-fucking-two-three.
So far all of us still wondering who Joey Fatone had to fuck to earn his fame, the answer is the Fat-one.
Stories range from some innocent towel-clad wrestling, to aura-reviving massages, to plain ol’ oral sex. Oh, and mandatory games of hide-and-gang-bang-Lance-Bass.
Notably, none of the formerly-young pop stars have actually come forward with accusations of first-hand abuse, so don’t be so sure that the ol’ Pearl(man) Necklace™ is how Justin Timberlake got such a buttery voice.
Sordid Tales from the World of Boy Bands [CBS News Showbuzz]
wow ! what a shocker !! wasn’t this exactly the same case with the earlier boyband prototype, menudo ? and in that case, when you turned 15 you were OUT of the group you disgusting hairy thing ! hahaha
i never for a moment thought that lance bass was the only gay one .. all those boys have blowjob lips. .. and lou is just gross. they sure had to want that job.
Those boy’s had to service Lou Pearlman’s who-who…?…..ew, ew and EW. That fat-assed whale probably needed those boys to suck on it to remind him it was there. I’m sure it’s been decades since Lou has been able to see his own dick without the aid of mirrors and a hydraulic lift. This only makes me wonder if Poor little Lance Bass was forced to drop to his kne….Nevermind, I can’t finish that sentence without the urge to vomit. Thank you for sharing this, Pen 15 Club, tonight I will have nightmares.