Oh, to be a successful, fortysomething multimillionaire with rugged yet carefully manicured good looks at the top of your professional game. Regardless of sexual orientation, when you’ve attained all of your life’s goals and are still sort of young enough to be considered hot, it can lead you to act out in strange ways.
Tom Ford, who famously substituted himself for a balking Rachel McAdams on that cadaver-slab of a Vanity Fair cover, has found yet another opportunity to act out what is apparently every designer’s fantasy: to be a model! In this month’s Out, Tom and his Aging Queen Bikini Brief Tan Line can be seen cavorting in the shower with a couple of naked male models (complete with “macho” towel-snapping!). Does anybody else want to be a fly on the wall during the meetings in which Tom helpfully “offers” to appear, clothed or not, in these fashion spreads?
Halfway to the other end of the Kinsey scale (allegedly), we have Confirmed Bachelor George Clooney, who’s recovering from his recent motorcycle accent with his former reality show contestant girlfriend (and really, what says Heterosexual Midlife Crisis louder than that?). George is likely to eventually bankrupt poor Michelle Pfeiffer with the marriage-and-kids bet they made while shooting One Fine Day more than a decade ago. What Michelle doesn’t understand is that a settled-down George will never have the appeal of George the Model-Dating Playboy Who Has Probably Let Scott Caan Go Down on Him Once or Twice.*
*We like to imagine.
Tom Ford is a towel snapper [Towleroad]
George Clooney and Michelle Pfeiffer raise the stakes [Starpulse]
jeeze, louise ! what’s with all this “aging queen” talk ? guess it’s a matter of taste, but for me a 40-something is likely at the peak of his hotness. the pic is fun and sexy so i don’t see the problem. as for that other sexpot, clooney, i’ll just say, “all-male italian villa” and leave it at that.
The peak of hotness? Oh hell, I’m not waiting 10 more years for that… 30 is the new 20, 40 is the new 30, fine… but Tom Ford is richer than Midas, and it’s not about hotness- it’s about being rich and older and using it to make up for the age thing… He likes the fact he can pay for the play- You can bet Karl Lagerfeld wouldn’t be caught dead in this spread- he’d be behind a reverse mirror watching approvingly…
hahaha..i love the image of lagerfeld peeking through the mirror. tom ford’s in darned good shape though so i don’t see the need to ‘make up for the age thing’. just because he can pay for it, doesn’t mean he has to. frankly, i don’t see an age thing in this photo at all but, as i say, maybe that’s just me.