When it comes to hating Matthew McConaughey, we’ve never been prone to mincing words.
So it was with customary horror that we accepted today’s news that M Squared is becoming a daddy. And, you know, acknowledging it. And ruining the future of a perfectly nice-looking 24-year-old model in the process.
There are a number of things we find offensive about McConaughey: His propensity for dropping the “g” in every gerund he uses (see his official babydaddy statement, in which he refers to the fetus “growin’ in [Alves’] womb”); the fact that he hasn’t even attempted to appear in a good movie in at least six years; and the extreme pleasure he appears to take in his own physique, to the point where its overexposure causes us to question everything we thought we understood and admired about the male form.
For these reasons and many more (dude, at 38, it’s time to lose the Blue Lagoon hairdo) we fear for this child every bit as much as we fear for whatever flotsam emerges from a Spears family birth canal.
Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves expecting first child [Celebrity Baby Blog]
I really liked “M-squared”; gave me quite a chuckle. Well MM does have a nice body. If nothing else, we get to see him in various states of undress (and usually shirtless) in many of his recent projects. If you throw a bag over his head to hide the Blue Lagoon hair, things aren’t all that bad. Oh, yeah, you’d probably had to gag him too so that he doesn’t spout any of those offending words without their proper endings.
Yeah, I have noticed that ever since people have been talking about his good physique, that he makes a point to have his shirt off in about every single thing he is in now. At first, it was like, ok, you have a great body…but now it’s just getting so redundant to the point where it’s almost annoying.