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PEN15 Drippings

Published by Jordan on January 12, 2006 in Drippings. 0 Comments

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  • Find me a female without “body issues” and tell me she’s not a lesbian. In a related story, Queen Latifah says she likes being fat. [Female First]
  • We think George Clooney is pretty cool, but his taste in women raises an eyebrow. Yeah, George. When I was 13, I was “in love” with Alicia Silverstone. And how about that Claudia Schiffer, eh? What a hottie! [Ananova]
  • Is it okay with all of you that we don’t talk about the Brangeletus? Until the thing starts high kicking in the womb while Angelina watches “Figure Skating with the Stars,” igniting a bevy of gay rumors, we really don’t care. [Gawker]
  • Memoir author JT Leroy doesn’t just appear to be a 40-year-old woman, he is one. [NY Times]
  • Trent at Pink is the New Blog found a suspicious photo of Star Jones Reynolds. Too bad the Photoshopper also neglected to add a mask for Al’s gayface. [Pink is the new Blog]
  • Brokeback Mountain breaks the top 5 at the box office. “I wish I knew how to quit you” becomes the “I’m not drinking any fucking merlot!” of 2006. Similarly, anal sex is now the new pinot noir. [Box Office Mojo]

PEN15 Drippings

Published by Jordan on December 9, 2005 in Drippings. 2 Comments
  • A mysterious syrupy smell looms over Manhattan. Somewhere in the upper west side, Star Jones opens a wetnap. [NYT via Gawker]
  • Ford stops buying ad media in gay publications. Thousands of Volvos are returned to their dealers smelling like plywood and premature commitment. [Baltimore Sun]
  • The Atlanta police department has appointed its first gay liaison. To qualify for the job, a candidate must prefer crepes to donuts and speak Drag Diva fluently. (“Ho, get yo limp wrists ‘hind yo shelf ass, and put them fake tits on the floor.”) [Southern Voice]
  • Busy couple of days for Matt Damon. First, he knocks up his girlfriend, and then marries her. Although many of middle-American preteens will learn of the events the other way around. [AP]
  • MK Olsen reveals why she dropped out of school and moved back to LA, exclaiming, “Like, papers don’t really make me happy.” She also mentioned that in LA its easier to find homeless people to steal clothing off of, and restaurants to not eat in. [Page Six]

PEN15 Drippings

Published by Rob on December 5, 2005 in Celebs, Drippings, Famous PEN15s and Films. 4 Comments

01041-2An Oscar-nominated male star is talking up his full frontal nude scene. But don’t get too excited, it’s Bob Hoskins. [NY Daily News]

From Lost to soused: recently DUI’d Michelle Rodriguez may have a chance to brush off her Girlfight moves…in prison! [WENN]

The best joke ever about Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney’s “marriage,” buried deep in this piece about Anne Hathaway and Emmy Rossum. [Fametracker]

Seann William Scott sports a hot new beard. And he’s grown in some facial hair, too. [JustJared]

ABC abandons all hope of maintaining legitimacy in its nightly news broadcast by hiring functionally retarded Elizabeth Vargas. [Hollywood Reporter]

Ed Gonzalez gouges the eyes out of Memoirs of a Geisha’s Oscar hopes, then skull-fucks them. [Slate]