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We’re back with an all-new season of the PEN15 Club Podcast!
Topics for Episode 9 include:
Stay tuned for more!
And we’re back with The Ocho. In this episode, Rob and Jordan talk a lot about PUSSY. That’s right, kids, it’s that kind of week. And not just pussy in general, we talk about clams, scrunt, and Tori Spelling. Also, Oprah, in vitro pussy, and Gyllenhaal’s boypussy. Deeeelish!
Enjoy!
Episode 7 of the PEN15 Club Podcast brings an extra special guest, Dino from Celebrity Hijinx!
Topics for Episode 7 include:
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Our first live broadcast of the PEN15 Club Podcast. Remember to check in Sunday evenings to catch a live stream of Rob and Jordan recording the podcast.
In this episode, Rob and Jordan discuss
Thanks for listenin’.
Episode 5 of the PEN15 Podcast is here! This week, Rob and Jordan discuss the Lip Gloss and Prada Queens from Dallas, The View, M:I:III, The “Lost” Lesbian Massacre of 2006, the top 25 pieces of ‘tang Rob missed out on in high school, and Jordan’s faked Craigslist adventure.
Links of note:
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As promised, here’s Episode 4 of the PEN15 Club Podcast. It’s the debut of the new podcast equipment and Jordan’s straight roommate/guest host, Dan.
We’re trying something a little new in the interest of getting podcasts to you more frequently: We’re not editing them. So, all the blunders, off-color remarks, and gayvoice outbursts are preserved for your uncut (hehehe) enjoyment.
Also, the sound quality and volume aren’t of the caliber of the past podcasts, but that’s being worked out as we experiment with new equipment. It’s a little bit muffled, but you like that sort of thing, right?
Topics:
1. Introductions
2. Song (Naturally by Middle Distance Runner)
3. PEN15 Club News
- Charlie Sheen’s a pervert
- Park Slope is for douchbags
- Abstinence is hilarious
- Julia Roberts sucks
4. Song (Off the Record by My Morning Jacket)
5. Straight Dan reviews gay porn (in which we torture Jordan’s straight roommate with progressively dirtier gay porn)
6. Song (Shame & Scandal by Madness)
We’ll be back with more frequent podcasts, now that we have our own equipment. Please give us all the feedback you can!
It’s been a long time waiting. But when the folks in the mailroom at work plunked the package down in my office this afternoon, I knew it had finally arrived. I tore the boxes off the brand new PEN15 Podcast equipment and quickly devoured the plastic wrapping around the mixing board. Then the headphone amplifier tried to make a sound, I swiftly told it to be quiet lest Xenu send more thetans to inhabit its body.
Nevertheless, you’ll have a brand spanking new PEN15 Podcast by the end of the weekend. Thanks for being so patient!
Oh, and you may have been deceived by the title of this post. Yes, the TomKitten was allegedly born today. Now, Katie can remove the styrofoam from under her shirt and go back to having obscene cold sores. The lesson here is that pretending to be pregnant is just like being pregnant for real: you get to eat whatever the fuck you want for several months.
And as for the baby? I think a PEN15 commenter said it best in the previous post: “Like on a sitcom, this ”baby“ will be crawling next week, walking by the end of summer and attending school just in time for the fall season premiere.”
Tom & Katie & Baby [People] via Celebrity Hijinx (Can you believe the fucking disgusting retrospective “People” has done on this?!)
Hi. Remember me? Your other faithful host? I promise not to fall off the planet this week and keep the posts coming. (Again, my thanks to Rob for doing a smashing job keeping the boat afloat.)
A quick update on the podcast: I’m sure you’ve all been eagerly awaiting Episode 3, and I’m afraid I have some bad news for you. We recorded Episode 3 a couple of weeks ago, but got so sloppily tanked that there isn’t a salvageable sound bite. In fact, it sounds as if we have the microphones in our asses the entire time. At one point, we may have, but we’re not gay or shit like that. So Episode 3 will be considered “lost”… for the time being. It may emerge in bits and pieces at a later date, much like the microphones.
But the GOOD news is that thanks to the kindness of a generous donor, the P15 Club will be purchasing its own podcasting equipment next week, so you can expect the ‘casts more often and more entertaining. That’s how that little “donate” link works. The one right on the left… and down a little. Yes, that one.
In the meantime, I’d like to invite you to leave us a little voicemail. Just say hello, tell us a joke, give us feedback, what have you. Let us know what you love or hate about the PEN15 Club. We’d love to play the clips on the podcast, and we promise that we won’t critique your gayvoice. Ever. It would warm our hearts to hear from you… fuel my tired little fingers as they type… your voice.
We’re back with the long-awaited episode 2 of the PEN15 Club Podcast. This week, we dish out some celebrity news/gossip, play a rousing game of “Would You Rather…?,” dig on olympian egos, and let you know who’s bottoming for Jon Stewart.
The list of topics for Episode 2:
This week’s Listener Response Question is: Create your own adventure - the Oscar Afterparties. What went down? Email all responses to podcast-at-pen15club-dot-net and we’ll read the best ones on the next show.
Enjoy!
It’s a big day for us here at the PEN15 Club. We’re happy to give you Episode 1 of the PEN15 Club Podcast!
That’s right. Jordan and Rob speaking into a long, phallic object for nearly an hour. What more could you want? Just remember to keep the dogs out of the room as you listen, because their ears may be disturbed by our super high-pitched gayvoices.
We’re still working out some of the kinks, so forgive all of our peaking and squelching. And the audio equipment may make things sound funny, too.
The list of topics for Episode 1:
Things are bound to get far better as we get into this, but please email us any suggestions, comments, compliments, etc. to podcast@pen15club.net.
Enjoy!
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