We’ve been awaiting the inevitable for years, and it seems as if it’s finally happened: The return of Anne Heche’s Ecstasy-popping, highway-wandering, “May I please use your shower”-asking alter ego, Celestia. What fun!
Heche’s ex, the tragically named Coley Laffoon, is slinging all kinds of mud in the custody battle over the couple’s son Homer (yep, they’re sane all right). Apparently Anne/Celestia, while traveling with wee Homer, made a babbling, disoriented phone call to Coley, and then denied all memory of the incident the next day.
Usually, when a celebrity’s ex-spouse dishes public dirt, it reads as an obvious ploy for hush money in the form of exorbitant alimony. In this case, though, considering Anne’s well-documented achievements in Batshit Crazy (which she even documented in an autobiography), it’s hard to not at least hear Coley out.
Maybe all this drama will drive Anne out of the arms of her Men in Trees co-star James Tupper and back into the warm, enabling embrace of pussy.
Anne Heche’s hubby: Custody for me, psych eval for her [E! Online]
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