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Heche to break it to you, but your ex is a mess

285hechelaffoon012407.jpgWe’ve been awaiting the inevitable for years, and it seems as if it’s finally happened: The return of Anne Heche’s Ecstasy-popping, highway-wandering, “May I please use your shower”-asking alter ego, Celestia. What fun!

Heche’s ex, the tragically named Coley Laffoon, is slinging all kinds of mud in the custody battle over the couple’s son Homer (yep, they’re sane all right). Apparently Anne/Celestia, while traveling with wee Homer, made a babbling, disoriented phone call to Coley, and then denied all memory of the incident the next day.

Usually, when a celebrity’s ex-spouse dishes public dirt, it reads as an obvious ploy for hush money in the form of exorbitant alimony. In this case, though, considering Anne’s well-documented achievements in Batshit Crazy (which she even documented in an autobiography), it’s hard to not at least hear Coley out.

Maybe all this drama will drive Anne out of the arms of her Men in Trees co-star James Tupper and back into the warm, enabling embrace of pussy.

Anne Heche’s hubby: Custody for me, psych eval for her [E! Online]

Anne and Nicole on separate collision courses

captny11301251920people_kidman_ny113.jpg Sad news today for Nicole Kidman, who was taken to the hospital after a car accident on the set of her upcoming film The Invasion. What’s sad isn’t just the crash itself - although we feel bad for Nic; doesn’t she shatter easily? - it’s that they’re still shooting The Invasion, a moribund-sounding Invasion of the Body Snatchers ripoff that was originally supposed to be released last August. Oh well, at least it means Nicole gets to spend more time on set with Daniel Craig. Mmmm, Daniel Craig…

In more metaphorical Celebrity Car Wreck news, what are we to make of the fact that Celestia Heche has dumped her husbear (the adorably named Coleman “Coley” Laffoon) for her Men in Trees co-star, James Tupper? Is Anne done with pussy forever? Is this just a publicity stunt to drum up ratings for Trees, which loses boatloads of viewers from its Grey’s Anatomy lead-in? Maybe they should just get Cynthia Stevenson to call Anne a dyke in front of some reporters.

Kidman in crash during L.A. movie shoot [AP]
Anne Heche leaves husband for co-star [I’m Not Obsessed]