Canuck supercouple Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds have called it quits on their way to the altar. For reals, this time (it’s been reported before).
We extend our regrets to Alanis, the past-her-prime chanteuse, and to Ryan, the cut-from-marble, somewhat gayvoice-afflicted star of B-list action and comedy films.
If I were a straight woman, I too would have reservations about marrying a guy whose #3 search result on Google Images is this (not particularly SFW). As a gay guy, I say, “Woo hoo! Van Wilder is free at last! Bring it ON, eh?”
Alanis: It’s over [Sky Showbiz]
And Harvey Weinstein will do anything to create publicity for Factory Girl in the wake of a disastrous series of late-inning reshoots and a stillborn Oscar campaign for Sienna Miller (insert air-wank motion here).