Now that Julia Roberts is pregnant again, she can go on another extended vacation and blame it on motherhood. So good for her.
I’ve always maintained that actresses use a case of the mommies as a smokescreen for dimming career prospects - I called Gwyneth out on this last year.
Since Phinneaus and Hazel, Jules has done a lot of voice-over work, made a widely panned Broadway debut opposite (sigh…) Paul Rudd, and shot a supporting role in a Mike Nichols movie with Tom Hanks, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams. Frankly, that’s not the kind of triumphant return to the business that screams, “I’m creatively fulfilled once more! Now, more spawn, and we’ll see if America still cares when I’m 45!”
In the meantime, let’s brainstorm antiquated and/or working-class British first names for her to give the baby. I suggest Thaddeus.
Julia Roberts is sperminated! [Perez Hilton]
