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PEN15 Drippings: 10/10/07

Published by Rob on October 10, 2007 in Career Suicide and Celebs. 1 Comment

After seven long years, eternally twinkalicious Ryan Phillippe is free of the Pointy-Chinned Menace! Free! [AP via Yahoo!]

Blow-han describes her rehab experience as “sobering.” In other news, my last airplane flight was “uplifting.” And when I stood on the people-mover on the way to the gate, it, like, totally “moved” me.

Lindsay claims she’s about to shoot a movie called Dare to Love Me, and I think it’s cute that she thinks it’s going to get a theatrical distribution deal. [MSN]

Drunken, maniac dyke Michelle Rodriguez prepares for the full Chained Heat experience, as she’s been sentenced to 180 days in jail. Study those Linda Blair movies, Michelle, and just remember: Stay away from plungers. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. [DListed]

Oh my God, it’s John Krasinski in the shower (sort of SFW, depending on where you, um, W). We’re gonna need to be alone for a few minutes. [WinterTyppe]

Hey, it’s fat Jared! (No, not the Subway shill)

Published by Rob on March 7, 2007 in Celebs and Films. 1 Comment

jared-leto-transformation.jpgIf the thought of Jared Leto in his tighy-whities makes you swoon, think again. These shots of Leto’s DeNiro-esque weight gain to play Lennon assassin Mark David Chapman in the indie Chapter 27 look like B roll from the gluttony scene in Se7en.

Massive, unhealthy weight gain or loss in the service of one’s acting is one of the most desperate pleas for Academy attention available. Unfortunately, Chapter 27 (co-starring Lindsay Lohan!) still lacks a theatrical distributor, and if its reception at Sundance was any indication, it’s unlikely to see any exposure outside of your local Netflix queue anytime soon.

Oh, and Jared: Can you ditch the douchebaggy eyeliner already? It doesn’t make us forget that you used to be a YM coverboy.
Jared Leto’s weight transformation [JustJared]